Universe, are you listening?

Clearly the answer is more shoes. Or retail therapy of some kind.

I am not this jaded awfully gloom person. (except when i contemplate pigeon droppings - but thats a different story, a poochi story) I shall change forthwith and live my life surrounded by sunshine, lots of food, the maxing of cards, the collecting of mugs and double negatives.

Ah, the life.